My Sink is Clogged

Ooooh, my sink is clogged.

Writin’ ’bout it on my blog.

oooh, my sink is backed up.

Da dishes are a stackin’ up,

ya my sink is clogged.

Nothing goin’ down the drain.

Really’s quite a pain.

Had to get the plunger,

’cause  was buildin’ quite a hunger

while my sink was clogged.

Poured a bottle of Drano

down the damn clogged drain-oooo

ya, my sink is clogged.

Googled for a plumber.

Had to find a number,

ya my sink is clogged.

“We cant come til Monday.”

“Hey, it aint even Sunday,’

dontcha know my sink is clogged?”

My garbage disposal

was blocked somethin’ awful,

ya my sink is clogged.

Donned my rubber gloves & my Oakley safety glasses,

ya, my sink is clogged.

Worked the dang plunger

hard in my anger,

ya my sink is clogged.

A few good shoves

with my yellow rubber gloves

& my Oakley safety glasses,

showed that disposal

who the real bad ass is,

yay my sink was clogged.

Note: my sink was clogged because I tried to dump the leftover pulp from my juicer into the garbage disposal…